WELCOME TO ION HARIJONERS! REJOICE!

The Ion Harijoners group is a tribute to our lord and savior Ion Harijon. Becoming a member of this group entails praying every morning chanting Oh Aeni every 3 hours, constantly racing to get first on his new Youtube videos, and generally emulating his likeness in your everyday life.

This includes spontaneously playing off-key and off-beat original music in the middle of public places awkwardly, randomly licking your lips throughout the day kind of seductively at people you don't know and trying to cut children's fingers off by slamming their hands in doors.

If you disrespect him, you will find yourself erased from the timeline since he is a time traveler, the evidence is on his Youtube channel as he posts songs of the week but seemingly for months that haven't even occurred yet.