Amateur Esports Organization

Dear Team,

I am sorry to tell you this, but we have lost the sponsorship. We did not meet our end of the agreement with Squarespace™. As you leader, I feel that I have failed you. This should be a big wake-up call for all of us. We need to try much harder. Even if we do secure another sponsor, we still need to step it up in order to prevent the same sequence of events from occurring. I will be looking for a new sponsor. In the meantime, I have changed our tag to reflect how sad I am. In other news, Kevin is fired as CCO. He has not been doing his job properly, so if anyone wants to step up, now is the time. I have also made myself group player of the week because I am working so hard. Let me have this. As a final announcement, I know there have been rumors going around that 1068bobibu has retired. These rumors are false, as that would be a breach of contract. If he did really try to retire, we would have to take him to court. We all know that he is incapable of those legal fees. Stay strong everyone, and GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Your Owner/Manager,

funnyduck1