Dear Team,

I am sorry to tell you this, but we have lost the sponsorship. We did not meet our end of the agreement with Squarespace™. As you leader, I feel that I have failed you. This should be a big wake-up call for all of us. We need to try much harder. Even if we do secure another sponsor, we still need to step it up in order to prevent the same sequence of events from occurring. I will be looking for a new sponsor. In the meantime, I have changed our tag to reflect how sad I am. In other news, Kevin is fired as CCO. He has not been doing his job properly, so if anyone wants to step up, now is the time. I have also made myself group player of the week because I am working so hard. Let me have this. As a final announcement, I know there have been rumors going around that 1068bobibu has retired. These rumors are false, as that would be a breach of contract. If he did really try to retire, we would have to take him to court. We all know that he is incapable of those legal fees. Stay strong everyone, and GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Your Owner/Manager,

funnyduck1

Hello all,

Jerry Seinfeld has been awarded player of the week for being consistently bad! Say congratulations to him when you talk!

Your Owner/Manager,

funnyduck1

Dear Team,

I hope you are all doing well. I know we have all enjoyed having Squarespace™ as a sponsor recently. Our relationship with them has seemed good on the outside, but I must tell you that it has been a little rocky. I did speak with them today, and they expressed their wishes to end the sponsorship agreement. This is due to our low rankings. Luckily, I was able to come to an agreement with them. They have decided to continue the sponsorship until September 15, 2019. In order to keep the sponsorship past this date, all players must achieve a rank of at least Silver II. I know this will be challenging for some of us, but I do believe that we can succeed. I want you all to practice as hard as you can, and try your hardest.

Best Wishes,

funnyduck1
Owner/Manager of Insolence Esports

Dear Team,

We have finally secured a new position for Kevin! He is being promoted to Cheif Creative Officer. Make sure to congratulate him next time you converse.

Your Owner/Manager,

funnyduck1

Attention Team,

It has come to the attention of our sponsor, Squarespace™, that some of us are not using the official team tag. It is safe to say we are on thin ice. Squarespace™ was already very hesitant to sponsor us, due to our amateur status. Not complying with the team tag guidelines is unprofessional, and we must correct this error in our behavior. Refusal to comply WILL result in penalty. Other than this small behavioral error, you are all doing just fine. I see progress in some of you, and I really hope you can encourage your teammates to practice more. Thank you for you time and enjoy your weekend.

Your Owner/Manager,

funnyduck1