ibisCALLS Welcomes You!

Like all CS:GO players alike, we have one thing in common. Giving false information! Here at ibisCALLS, we give all our information incorrectly and on a whim! Isn't that great! Our founder ibis has been giving ♥♥♥♥♥♥ calls for years. Personally, I would suck his ♥♥♥♥ anyday. And that's not something he needs to ask me to do. Moving on, only people who give ibisCALLS can call themselves an alpha MALE. To further elaborate on the greatness of ibisCALLS. I once made an ibisCALL on overpass. ibis PERSONALLY came over and shat on my hands. It was a free succulent meal. It was glorious. I licked all the residue of ♥♥♥♥ off of my hands. Tasty.

In our group photo, you can examine our leader pulsating with joy as he riles up 1 massive ♥♥♥♥ meal for his people.