WE Are Virgins, BUM Bum bum bum bummmm

War Eagle flies gracfully across the sky as a evil ice cream van apeared play "Jason Derulo" on repeat. War Eagle screams back, What are you, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥? Van sheds tear. *Insert Hyper Distorted Sad Violin song*

War Eagle flies away as Filthy Frank sings "Let's get some ♥♥♥♥♥ Tonight!!!"