What Is A Shpee?

In comparison to the alternative Spy class, Shpees are very fragile, unskilled, and helpless.

Telltale signs of being a Shpee include:

• Not knowing how to disguise/bakestaybe
• Facestabbing
• Uncloaking in front of an enemy(s)
• Disguising in public

About 700 Shpees are born every minute, and only about 2 are ever able to survive leaving the nest. Once Shpees leave the nest, it is up to them to learn the basics of becoming the common, fullgrown Spy.

Signs of a full-grown Spy include:

• Unusual hats
• Strange weapons
• Cosmetics
• Ability to successfully infiltrate opposing teams, and get kills on key targets such as Medics, Snipers, and Heavies.

Shpees are a growing species and almost never make it full Spyhood. Donate to your local The Shpees Are We™ foundation to help today.