We are many. Hear our words.

Hello, I am Classycopter and I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.
I decided to start this group when talking to my good friend Mr.Pelviscopter. We share a similar story from the one you see above. We feel that no one should be judged for who they really are. Whether a person or helicopter. Please share our group for all attack helicopters to have a place where they can feel unjudged. Thank you all for being so understanding.