All men in line!

We are the Hazardous Environment Combat Unit (H.E.C.U). We are currently looking for Gordan Freeman, for the destruction of the Aperture Labratories. If you see this man, please, call 1-800-HECU. Please describe your area, and if he is armed or not. Thank you.

There are some rules for this division. These rules are:

No language or offensiveness towards other men.

No friendly fire.

No pornographic sprays, as it draws your mind away from the target.

Any of these rules being broken will treat you as a traitor and you will be shot upon impact.