Loot boxes are on the house!

Nothing in life if certain but death, taxes and loot boxes...

So while we wait for the end; grab a seat, plug in the mouse, and prep that Doritos™ & Mountain Dew™.
Let's all chill and let's play some godamn video games.

"How can loot boxes be real if our eyes aren't real?"
                                                             -Abe Lincoln