Why the ♥♥♥♥ do people always IM me when they're stoned and pissed?

nanO: im so fkn baked i didnt know if i just ate turkey or ham
nanO: i iz drunkish to
nanO: fkn $6 cornonas
nanO: cant say no to tthat
nanO: im thinking im ganna use this rando chat window as an opportunity to type the ♥♥♥♥ that comes into mind
nanO: cuz its just that good of weed
nanO: if you where baked like me youd understand
nanO: but your not so lets pretend that your brain is dead
nanO: so dead that you feel like you could pass for a retarded kid with demensha
nanO: not to say that retarded kids with demensha arnt just as equal like the rest of us
nanO: ....hahha who the ♥♥♥♥ am i kidding! they lick windows for ♥♥♥♥ sake
nanO: but they also get the good parking spaces
nanO: but thats only when the retarded ♥♥♥♥♥ get a license
nanO: bit hard to do a 3 point turn when you drooling on the steering wheel
nanO: ...hahah and scratching your shoulder constantly with your teeth
nanO: hahaha
nanO: ♥♥♥♥ i love me own jokes
nanO: am i a retarded ♥♥♥♥ for laughing at my own jokes
nanO: one would have to consdering when the point of laughing would commense
nanO: after the joke was verbalised?
EMERGE# nanO: no
nanO: but when the joke was thought of
nanO: but ya cant tell a joke while your wetting yourself
nanO: ♥♥♥♥ fkn ♥♥♥♥ woooh
nanO: my head is nearly resting on the keyboard
nanO: but in a fkn spaz angle sorta way
nanO: kinda like how steven hawkings sits
nanO: BAHAHAHAHA
nanO: ♥♥♥♥...cant lite up a pen
nanO: looks like a smoke in the dark
nanO: smoking doesnt kill
nanO: it revatalizes
nanO: hang on
nanO: spell check on that word please?
nanO: ....
nanO: re-vitalizes?
nanO: revaleters?
nanO: ♥♥♥♥
nanO: ...* uses thasuarus..
nanO: ahhh here it is
nanO: smoking replenishes
nanO: ...
nanO: your body with ♥♥♥♥
nanO: you know what kill
nanO fkn women kill
nanO: women will suck the sperm and authority from ya and leave ya begging for flaps n food
nanO: and sometimes.... they expect you to hit two birds with one stone on that matter
nanO: im guessing by this stage your thinking
nanO: wtf wtf wtfk ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ what?
nanO: or something to that effect
nanO: but ya know whats better then sanity?
nanO: your probably expecting that to be a retorical question that im ganna answer
nanO: but its fkn hard to answer when you dont know what sanity is
nanO: hahahhaha
nanO: then again is it really sane people to begin with that set the standards of what sanity is?
nanO: good question mick
nanO: thanks
nanO: i hit one once and a while
nanO: ...so back to the question of the fkn early hour
nanO: thats being 3am
nanO: ♥♥♥♥ forgot the question
nanO: hang on
nanO: wh the ♥♥♥♥ am i asking myself a question
nanO: would i ask it if i knew it?
nanO: could i answer it if i asked it?
nanO: brb text message
nanO: hhaaha dont go anywhere
nanO: and nano is down for the count
nanO: zZZZzzZZzzZZ
Haste {CLAMATO FEVER!!}: Saved and posted on steam page.