"You so eager to buy the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ farm, suckah? If not, genuflect RIGHT NOW!"

Wait! The female brown bear's moans! OMGWTFBBQ!

"Ia! Ia! Hastur! Hastur cf'ayak'vulgtmm, vugtlagln, c'vulgtmm! Ai! Ai! Hastur!"

My god... that's the beginning to the devil summoning ritual! How could a bear do that?!
This means the world ends today! Tomorrow will never come!

Ejaculation! A baby bear was born!

That bear cub was really cute, too, especially the way it was smiling, yes?

And then Gordon Freeman came along and beat the bear cub to death with a crowbar. Mission accomplished.

WAIT, IS THIS GORDON FREEMAN'S SO-CALLED HEROISM?!

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