I honk therefore I am...

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with Goose, and the Word was Goose.

The same was in the beginning with Goose.

All things were made by honk; and without honk was not any thing made that was made.

In honk was life; and the life was the honk of geese.

And the geese honketh in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.