Do not speak to me.

That's right folks, it's official!

For nine hundred and thirty seven years, Glenn Family Farms has been operating on a small scale in Des Moines, Iowa. Today, we have graduated from "a crew of dumb hicks" to civilized, opinion having farmhands. From now on, we will be respected as such, and soon, will expand our dominion westward.

Thanks to everyone who made it possible. We love you dearly, and Uncle Farkus is looking up at you with pride <3


Gorgonzola J. Glenn, out.