Get out while you still can

Hi.

Here at GeekDick, we strive to make gaming experiences as unique and amazing as possible. We have had our operatives training 24/7 in real life situations, studying combat in domestic conflicts we have started, reviewing space shuttle launch footage, attending sky diving lessons, tripping old people, and other scenarios created for the sole purpose of video game research.

We have done all this for the purpose of achieving optimum immersion for future games.

After countless years of relentless study, it has been determined that the ideal way to enjoy a video game is on a 1990's beanbag chair with episodes of Ren and Stimpy drowning out the gunshots of your local crime infested neighborhood and/or the endless arguing/screaming of your soulless roommates, parents, neighbors or children.

Come join GeekDick. Shut it all out. Leave it all behind.

And above all, play some games!

- Abe N.