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gabe is a false god
PS give the guy i kill a big fat dick
IS
LOVE
GABEN
IS
LIFE
I decided to buy 50€ worth of crates and see if luck was at my side. Little did I knew at this time....
As I was walking on my way to the gameshop, I suddenly felt a presence behind me. A soothing, mighty yet reasuring presence. I heard His voice in my head: "I've heard your prayers, my son." he whispered. It couldn't possibly be Him!! I assumed it was just a dream, bought a 50€ steam code and afforded 21 keys and crates.
The GabeN song was playing in the background yet the opening was a complete disaster. Well-worn skins, horrible commandos and a well-worn assassin.. I thought, "Why hast thou forsaken me, oh my Lord?" The feeling stroke back.
During a very brief moment I saw a feeble, shining green light at the top of the freshly unboxed knife's blade, just before the game crashed. I launched the game back as fast as possible...
Here it was. (Part 1)
Aww yiss.
It took me some time to realize that my eyes were not fooling me. I stood up and shouted a victorious cry. THANK YOU GABEN!!! He talked to me a second time. "Happy birthday, Matt. After 18 years of growing up, hopefully it would have been worth the wait. Now go, spread my words of wisdom and very cheap games to everyone that needs it, and have fun!!". I nodded, my cheeks were blushed by such a strong feeling of pride. "My lord, your word is my command." "Who the fuck are you even talking to!!?" My girlfriend said to me. I told her about my faith and my prayers being finally exauced. One minute later, my friends arrived, and we partied all night long. The GabeN song was playing in my head. I felt happy, fullfilled, relaxed.
All hail Lord Gaben. Gaben is love, Gaben is life.
Amen.
CS be thy game
Uncase begun, them skins be won,
Covert - and not a Mil-Spec.
Give us this day a StatTrak knife,
And forgive us when we rage quit,
As we forgive those who aimbot against us,
And lead us not into scamnation
Undeliver us a Battle Scarred,
Gaben.