you shall have no other gods before me
gabe is a false god

I love my steam group

nate higels

no bitches?

GABEN HAVE MY CHILDREN DADDY

The sale is here, this time, with the gift of an eternal points shop.

GABE IS KING! GABE IS KING! .............. SEIG HEIL SEIG HEIL!

Everybody prepare to keep your wallets open, the summer sale approaches!!!

Gaben is love Gaben is life. Gaben is the key to Random crits and HL3

Gabe really is a god, because like all gods he has made some questionable decisions

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gaben friend me cause we need to talk

Give the man a good old rub.

Praise be to lord GabeN

I hope all of my slaves have enjoyed the winter sale.

Our lord Gaben can use mind control with.......................................................STEAM SALES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jokessssssssssss

o gaben............................................................screw u

Lord gaben? Is nuclear jihad ok???

O lord Gaben please confirm Half Life 3 and also stike down the little 10 year olds on this website amen to the almighty gaben!

O LORD GABEN I PREACH YOUR WORD AND CRITZ AND YOU HAVE STILL DEPRIVED US OF HALF LIFE 3! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, WE DEMAND HALF LIFE 3!!!!!!!!!!

OH LORD GABEN, GIVE ME THE POWER TO SMITE FOES AND GAVE ME THE RANDOM KITS. GIVE US 1/2 LIFE 3 SOON. AMEN

Lord Gaben why have you punished me by not letting me get any of my computer on sale, WHY O MIGHTY GABEN

i have bought a many dlcs and games. have i done good lord gaben? please love me no one else does

Nyeh hyeh HYEH, IT IS I THE GRRREAT PAPYRUS AND I WILL NEVER WORSHIP THIS GOD YOU CALL GABEN, NEVER!

i have donated 5 dollars to your name oh holy gaben please bless me with dlc and steam sales. i have also curcifed a 100 dollar bill

ALL HAIL PLANKTON!!!!!!!!!!

lord gaben give me the power to become the detective and kill a bitch in gmod AMEN.
PS give the guy i kill a big fat dick

Lord Gaben, God of all, hear my plea and give me the skill needed to destroy all those who oppose you AMEN.

hail lord gaben, for he is our hero

O Lord Gaben, may Half Life 3 be released and random crits be bestowed on all those who oppose you, all hail Lord Gaben amen.

lord gabbin, in the past I have wronged you and you spanked me. But O' mighty father, I couldnt go on without you AMEN

the all mighty gaben...please grant me the random crits...so i can strike down all that appose you. amen

hail lord gaben

Gaben be praised

suck me bung bung

GABEN
IS
LOVE
GABEN
IS
LIFE

gaben give me random crits amen

PRAOSE GABEN HE BLESSED ME WITH LUCK

ey b0ss can I habe teh gaben plz!?!!?

Yesterday was the day of my 18th birthday.
I decided to buy 50€ worth of crates and see if luck was at my side. Little did I knew at this time....
As I was walking on my way to the gameshop, I suddenly felt a presence behind me. A soothing, mighty yet reasuring presence. I heard His voice in my head: "I've heard your prayers, my son." he whispered. It couldn't possibly be Him!! I assumed it was just a dream, bought a 50€ steam code and afforded 21 keys and crates.
The GabeN song was playing in the background yet the opening was a complete disaster. Well-worn skins, horrible commandos and a well-worn assassin.. I thought, "Why hast thou forsaken me, oh my Lord?" The feeling stroke back.
During a very brief moment I saw a feeble, shining green light at the top of the freshly unboxed knife's blade, just before the game crashed. I launched the game back as fast as possible...
Here it was. (Part 1)

An unusual blitzkrieg knife, isotope effect.
Aww yiss.
It took me some time to realize that my eyes were not fooling me. I stood up and shouted a victorious cry. THANK YOU GABEN!!! He talked to me a second time. "Happy birthday, Matt. After 18 years of growing up, hopefully it would have been worth the wait. Now go, spread my words of wisdom and very cheap games to everyone that needs it, and have fun!!". I nodded, my cheeks were blushed by such a strong feeling of pride. "My lord, your word is my command." "Who the fuck are you even talking to!!?" My girlfriend said to me. I told her about my faith and my prayers being finally exauced. One minute later, my friends arrived, and we partied all night long. The GabeN song was playing in my head. I felt happy, fullfilled, relaxed.

All hail Lord Gaben. Gaben is love, Gaben is life.
Amen.

we shall fight for our lord we shall play tf2 as demo knights and yell for gaben ill be the one who watches gaben is our one true lord you xbox and play station peasents no one likes you

well he is our lord and saver

Today we honour thy leader, Lord Gabem, for overcoming his struggles. Hail!

good group 10/10 would join again

I love this place :)

Bless me with a Gibus in TF2

selling /Trade Glock-18 caramel apple with 4 stickers Katowice 2014

Our Father who AWPs in heaven
CS be thy game
Uncase begun, them skins be won,
Covert - and not a Mil-Spec.

Give us this day a StatTrak knife,
And forgive us when we rage quit,
As we forgive those who aimbot against us,
And lead us not into scamnation
Undeliver us a Battle Scarred,

Gaben.