For the sake of humanity all furbies must die.

After a night of heavy drinking me and my friends started talking about furbies and came to a horrifying conclusion, furbies will enslave us all.
How did we come to this conclusion you may ask? well let me explain:
We started with the thought furbies are made to learn from each other so if you take an unlimited number of furbies and place them in a room for an unlimited amount of time, how long will it take for them to decide to overthrow humanity?
We then figured out how they would accomplish this:
They will build a giant Hobnob biscuit (a plain one and not the choc coverd ones) and threaten to soake up the world oceans with it (as we all know nothing is more absorben then a plain hobnob) if we do not surender to them.
Some of you may well laugh this off a drunken ramblings but in the futuer when you are bowing down to your furby over lords remember i tried to warn you.
To become a member of this group you must vow to kill all furbies on sight and boycott tiger electronics the makers of these vile spawn of the devil.
Members must also swear on pain of death never to leave an unfinished pack of hobnobs anyware that furbies could find them.