So we've made it to year fourteen -- one year longer than our target demographic whom we aim to destroy in video games. We've changed games, lost members, added new ones, but the core group is still here for the most part and we keep gaming-on. Drama has stayed low and been purged; 13-year-olds have been slain and we still are planning the failhaus. Our status-quo has mostly been maintained.

The failsport WoW guild has been disbanded per my desire as of late 2016 January. All other failsport team/solo games are still on-going. We've had a wild ride and plan to keep the slow-but-steady momentum rolling forward. The Steam group will never die.

We're here after all this time, and we'll continue to be -- in some form or fashion -- until I construct my particle accelerator at the failhaus mad-science laboratory and collapse the world into an artificial singularity. Until the, have fun and fail on you failspartans.

bew

It was (and will always be) our stated mission to slay 13-year-olds in CS (and have one last slice of pie), and now failsport are as old as the scrubs we still set our crosshairs on. Whether you play CS, DotA, WoW, EVE, or any other game, you should be proud that we have outlived our hated enemy and have drank the countless, delicious tears of crybabies who cry "hax" (psn being the exception with his CS/diders cheats). People even still don't like us in WoW, the tear-shedding nubs.

We're still in this ♥♥♥♥; bew plays too much WoW (come play EVE/WoW with me); semi's nets still suck; vith still has a hardon for DotA bots; Dan's still an ass; psn cheats; rdv and the fat kids crew need to win ESEA championships or stfu about GO; cj and Andrew are still in that channel; and the rest of you, well, no matter where I or anyone else met you (insert love here for my raiders), keep on failing with us in every way possible -- just have fun doing it and accept your failures as undenyable successes.

I (bew) and we (the old CS roster) love you all, each other, and every one -- and for 13 years running, never-the-less.

Now tell me that wasn't an emotional update.

<3

(P.S., special mention to goose for playing against people like he would bots, you ♥♥♥♥.)

Buddies... twelve years of failsport nonsense have come and gone. We're still gaming hard, failing hard, feeding hard, psn cheating hard, and yet none of you ever played Dead Island with me. Still, I love you all -- each and every one of you magnificent bastards.

brb gotta raid.

I bought Dead Island in the autumn sale. Since you're not playing WoW and you play DOTA too much, come play with me.

Oh and congrats fs for 10 years of failure in unison. I still love you all.

I'm bored and a few years late, but I'm looking for prople to play L4D2 with. Catch me online, on mumble, SMS me, or message me on steam for some zombie killing funa nd action.

&lt;3 bew