Alligators and old people.

Want to know why we're awesome? Because we can survive Category 5 hurricanes. Because when we do survive them, it's like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ apocalypse with no power and no open stores and nobody on the streets with an eery blue glow and ♥♥♥♥ all over the place. It's like exploring a post-apocalyptic Florida every year, and we don't need the government to recover from it either.

I'd like to see you do something like that, Alabama.