Parlour games, dry sherry and duelling scars

Mulitplayer gaming, like Fight Club, is an adolescent escapist fantasy masquerading as the ironic pursuit of meaningless achievement.

Like the aforementioned club, we also come with rules. Delights, to be sure, but rules upon admittance, revelry and debauchery within. Find such guidelines below, with more brevity than God himself, for there are not 10.

1) Ours is a gentleman's pursuit. We do not mean bridles forged for the mouths of plebs, open conversation is to be encouraged, as is gentlemanly banter. We do, however, conduct ourselves with the decorum befitting our station and mission. If you do not know what this means, the art of gentlemanly pixellated genocide is beyond you.

2) Neither exclusivity nor inclusivity, ours is a nocturne grouping that seeks neither growth nor famine. Essentially this means members are primarly here to play, digital violence rather than social media is the aim.

3) Elan. Bring it. Have it. Use it. Never doubt it.