Duke Nukem is God and AxeManiac is His Prophet

cxiam veti sur duke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRFS-WFlT0Q

Nothing really existed before Duke and nothing will exist after Duke, because without Duke there is nothing.

He will be filtered to us, in a form that mortals can handle on the DS. His ultimate creation, Duke Nukem Forever is like a million rings of Sauron hung on a lightsaber. It will be forged by the best hands in the world, it will take the lives of all those who work on it, but they will keep working on it, giving their lives to Duke. There is no honor in death unless it is served to Duke. Many more will die, this is the first of the fallen in what will be the greatest event, the arrival of Duke Nukem Forever.

We will have to wander, lost in a sea of doubt to earn his reward. This is our challenge. Do we continue in the path of Duke when there is no light? Yes, pick yourselves up, we will walk in his shadow. The path will be dark, and the risks will be great. I can't promise you will live to see the day, but we will walk knowing the day will come. Put one mighty boot in front of the other and march, march for your master, march for the hero of all heroes! Raise your hundreds high and demand that all before you shake it! We are Duke Nukem, we are FOREVER!!!!!!!

-Axe

Hail To The King[dukenukemforever.com]
Duke Nukem Forever - the SA Thread[forums.somethingawful.com]
Gool Old Games: Duke Nukem 3d Atomic Edition[www.gog.com]

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Duke Nukem 3D - 15 Years of Asskicking, so Let's Kick Ass

29 January, 2011 - Tecman | 1 Comments

We all know how amazing both the game and The Duke are, so I won't lose any words on that.

What I will do, however, is invite you guys to some bricks-parking today.

eDuke version to use: 13/03/2009 - http://www.nanoaugur.net/dukesbrosforever/eduke32_snapshot_20090313.zip - WORKS IN MP AND HAS SOUND
YANG (MP connectivity client): 0.84a - http://www.nanoaugur.net/dukesbrosforever/yang-0.84a-win32.zip - Updated this to the latest version.

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Duke does Not Discriminate. Install Borderlands on steam now.

12 October, 2010 - Var | 1 Comments

Everyone who owns Borderlands on Steam currently gets a Duke Nukem Forever first access key

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ShotGaming 25 Dec, 2011 @ 2:57pm

Merry Christmas Duke Goons!

Tecman

13 Sep, 2010 @ 5:22pm

And on the first day god said "Unnh Uhhhh, where is it?" and the second day, he said "Oh, there it is" and he flipped his own switch and said "Let there be Duke" and onto his followers, no night vision was needed to see, for they are the ones who are Duke and Duke Nukem is all.

-AxeManiac, the Prophet of Duke

Morden Solar 12 Sep, 2010 @ 6:34pm

Thanks for the invite!

Var

11 Sep, 2010 @ 9:44pm

depends on the mod/map. I actually think that the HRP maphacks may support 16 players. I know the Build engine definately supports more than 8 seeing as how i started a 16 slot server earlier as well