We worship the dual god guns.

Long ago, man and nature had a mutual respect. They lived in harmony, and the two eventually combined to create the gods. The king of the gods was known as Zeus x86, and he and his wife Nova convieved two children: Laeft, and Raigt. Laeft was a brave warrior, Raigt was a cowardly trickster. Many years after the gods were concieved, mankind broke out into horrible wars. The land was ravaged, and many died. The wars soon ended, with the spirits of men broken. And a time of weakness was the perfect time for evil to strike. The evil Pii Tu Kae, a corrupted god, attacked the worlds of man and nature. The gods waged war on him, and all were defeated. The last gods were Zeus x86, Nova, and their sons. Nova, Raigt and Laeft all died in an ambush, and Zeus x86 in his grief turned his fallen family into immortal weapons. Nova moved swiftly, spreading justice across the land. The brothers were turned into a pair of near identical weapons. Laeft always fired first, his bravery in battle taking initiative. Raigt was sneaky, always firing after his brother, and supporting him. Finally, Zeus x86 turned himself into a small but mighty weapon, firing bolts of lightning. The four, along with their friend Sawd Uff, set out to fight against Pii Tu Kae and all other weapons that stand for evil. They, to this day, search for worthy wielders to end this struggle against evil.