Where pwned noobs come to vent

Quote of the week: "Reported!" - Serrated Frost

Welcome to my archive of pwned noobs in Dark Souls 3. If you've received an invite to this list, congratulations: you've officially been utterly rekt and/or pwned by the Abyssal Knight Wishfire (AKA the Prince of Pwn) and his dark magic. All those who fall to my blade, my magic, or who utterly submit to my authority by portaling out once recognizing your insurmountable disadvantage shall receive an invitation permanently marking you as owned. Feel free to converse among yourselves and discuss what you did wrong in dealing with Wishfire, the one true Dark Souls god. Plan tactics for future encounters. Or vapidly declare that you've reported me (to whom? Do you see how many hours I have logged, you pitiful nubs?). The only community rule is that you must be as butthurt as possible. Have fun!