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The 10 Bronmandments

Lebronicles 3:5
1. I am Lebron, the Lord your King who hath brought you out of the darkness of Cleveland, from the house of losing. Ye shall have no players before me.
2. Thou shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is of Golden State. For I, Lebron your King am a jealous King.
3. Ye shall not take the name of the Lord your King in vain, for the Lord your King will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
4. Thou shalt protect the Lord your King at all times. Remembereth my statline and nothing more. Keep it holy. Defend it with your flesh and blood.
5. Thou shalt forget my promise of 7 championships.
6. Thou shalt not remembereth the 2011 Finals.
7. Thou shalt not bear witness to the true GOAT.
8. Thou shalt forever hate KD for out super-teaming me.
9. Thou shalt change the narrative to life instead of basketball when thou hath exhausted all possible excuses in my defense.
10. Thou shalt not covet any of my teammates, past or present, for they are all bums and I, the Lord your King, Lebron, made them what they are. As a true Lebronist, you must keep these bronmandments.