We are Drum's Dickie Boyzz

Alright lil' Dickies, listen up and listen up carefully (or read, idgaf.) As many of you may already know, The onii-chan tru overl0rd Drum text file in the flesh adheres to a conun"drum" of strict, highly influencial and complex policy guidelines that the base major of you'll should be more than cappabel of living up to. Refusal to follow suit may result in an automatic ban from the following groups, industries and productions: Drum's Dickie Boyzz, Drum's Friends List, Drum's Ego (no more shall you be a part of the foundation that fuels and sustains the l0rd's treu ego), Major League Gaming, Every COD game to exist and that will ever exist, Darkest Dungeon (the most esports-ready turn-based singleplayer RPG alive), every flavor of DORITOS®, every flavor of Mountain Dew®, every flavor of the good stuff, and Steam (duh). The requirements are as follows and are to be maintained once per month in order to meet retainment requirements for all names mentioned above:

- Must possess the aptitude equivilant to that of Honorable and Well-Decorated Dickie Boy, DanTheMan (Minimum). Possession of such aptitude will be judged by the Drum himself and individuals are to be flown down to Orlando, Florida for a full assessment. The individual is responsible for all expenses involved.

- Must maintain an average kill/death ratio of at least 150 to 1 in all online-based shooters. Auditions for both seasoned vets and newcomers of the group will be conducted regularly on a monthly basis from hereon. Games will vary from Roblox Deathmatch, to SOCOM US Navy Seals: Confrontation. In regards to acquiring such games and/or consoles required, the individual is responsible for all expenses involved.

- Must file a written complaint to Steam stating that any individual who managed to kill you in any online-based shooter that falls within the company's library is to be deemed as a "hacker" and "no-life". It is vital that you convince Valve CEO Gabriel Narwal to act on your complaints so that such corrupted players are eliminated from the online playerbase as efficiently (and quietly) as possible. Should a lawsuit for false accusations ensue, the individual is responsible for all expenses involved.

- Must possess good, adaptable, moral (and sometimes immoral) character. To be judged by the Drum both in person and during any online gaming sessions.

- Must maintain an official rank of first place under any game that is recognized by the Major League Gaming Foundation. No exceptions.

- Must submit monthly offerings of both DORITOS® and Mountain Dew® to the overl0rd in borderline overencumbering amounts. Any aspiring or current member (Dan) who impuslively consumes their own offering shall recieve a coaching and/or ban from all communities affiliated with Drum's Dickie Boyzz. To any member involed in such a situation, it is important to note that offering requirements will carry over.

To both veterans and aspiring dickies, Drum wishes you the best of luck in your auditioning/retainment process. Policy implications to change in the near future. Here's hoping you don't get cucked by the seemingly unexpected.