Ladies and gentlemen, there is a member of this group who is incredibly salty twords me, Cosmicbiscuit. Faithful group members, I am here to prove to you that the owner of this group, Derp:D, is very, very salty. "Well, why Cosmic, why is he so salty?" Well, ladies and gentlemen, I will tell you. A few weeks ago, I inboxes an unusual elf esteem in team fortress 2. And about a month before, I uncrated another unusual. After telling Derp in the steam chat, he replied, and I QUOTE, "Screw you." This, and many other messages have PROVEN that Derp:D is getting increasingly salty, especially after I posted many comments on his profile, warning of the increasing salt amount, and he DELETED THESE POINTS ON HIS SALTINESS. As I am currently aware, he is getting saltier by the day. Good luck, ladies and gentlemen, in fighting against this level of salt. Enjoy the rest of your day.

Regards,
Cosmicbiscuit.







(If you can't see how sarcastic this post is, I fear for you.)