We are the Dumbest Bastardly Elders who are Incompetant!

WELCOME! (Warning this group is rated R for retarded)
We are a small group of elderly munchkin/gnome/elf genetically engineered hybrids from Christmas Island whose purpose is to be the most incompetent and bastardy L4D, Modern Warfare, and any other game on Steam in the known Universe... If you can direct us to the unknown Universe please direct us there so we can join there as well (Cuthulu Calls You)

We are all STALKERS who have returned from the Center of the Zone who didn't wear proper protection, Wished the Monolith to spare us for no purpose and have been clearly Fried by the Brain Scorcher... Not a bad thing if you ask us (if you know not what of I speak of you are not a true gamer and should leave.). The Matrix has you you eat, piss and vomit in around and through it...


There is much to understand, some you will understand, Some you will Never understand. For thus is the way of the Tao. For that is the Eternal way the DBEI way...


Come play, and be very very annoyed...





Team Taco was here! And then left and was eaten By Admiral hate machine ♥♥♥♥ into a cup and enjoyed by Captain Jade and Captain Tunk. It was most Tao. Such is the Way. Come Join DBEI, its not about winning, its not about loosing, its about have fun and The Rage when things don't go your way, Welcome to DBEI, a free serving of tofu taco and Tao with every order, feel fee to shove it up any ones ass you wish. This is the Dbei, you will not forget.



Official Email for all Queries Must be made to our official e-mail the.tao.in.your.pants@gmail.com

Thank Your mother for Pushing your wretched Head into this earth. Allah, Jesus and Buddha all protect you. Tao.

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