The Dapperus Criticus

Welcome to the Dapperus Criticus, a Inquisitory Order that deals with bad movies, books, and fanfiction. By joining, you are helping us get rid of the horrible aspects of culture and society in the name of the Ebert, and the Emperor.

Praise the Emperor. Praise the Ebert. Purge the Fanfiction.

-High Lord Dapper-Devlin, via Skype

RULES:
-You may advertise movies, books, and fanfiction approved by Lord Dapperus.
-EVERYONE HAS AN OPINION. EITHER YOU LISTEN OR LEAVE.
-No fanboys. What we mean is, no fans of things such as MLP, Sonic, or otherwise that will attempt to cram it down our throats. We're fine with you being a Brony/Furry/Eldar/Whatever, as long as you dont force the rest of us to like it.
-Lord Dapperus's hat is off limits. Anyone who steals the hat is subject to death by Crazy Fat Ethel 2.
-Eldar are to be under watch at all times.
-Alfa Legionnaires are to be treated with respect, or you will FEHL THE EMPRAH.
-Nexus is Evil. If Nexus joins the group, evacuation plans are to be made.
-If Bestmatthew is in the chat, the Inquisition is watching.
-if Spaamesh is in chat, EXPECT SPAM
-If Lord Dapperus is in chat, be afraid.