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scout smg
+Super mega ultra alpha beggar's bazooka stats
wearer has 1 hp

Originally posted by DFS Northon12Alt #teamscoot:

Originally posted by DFS Northon12:

Extremely-Possibly-Strongest-Impossibly-Very-Much-Overpowered Scattergun

+ 95834786985732984759348699829 Damage Bonus
- 90 Reload Speed
+ Shoots Rockets Instead of Bullets
+ 80 Ammo
On kill : Gets a Flipped Trilby (By the player that you killed)
0-100% Chance to Get Crits

Here is a "Much better version."

Extremely-Possibly-Strongest-Impossibly-Very-Weak-and-Not-That-Overpowered-Scattergun

Level -100 Scattergun.

• -100 Damage penalty
  
• -12% clip size
  
• Bullets replaced by rockets, but rockets deal no damage
  
• Wearer cannot get intel
  
• On kill: You become green, and you move soooo slow like a snail.
  
• 0-1% chance of Becoming blue and have a speed boost while spawned.

It can actually still do damage at close range if you get a crit.

Originally posted by DFS Northon12Alt #teamscoot:

Another request

The 100 Damage Penalty

Level 100 Glowing and shaped rectangle with the word 100 damage penalty on it
Class: Medic, Soldier and Pyro

• -100 Damage penalty
  
• -100 Damage penalty
  
• -100 Damage penalty
  
• -100 Damage penalty
  
• -100 Damage penalty
  
• -100 Damage penalty
  
• -100 Damage penalty
  
• -100 Damage penalty
  
• No random critical hits
  
  101% balanced

100% or 100? If there was one of those "-100 damage penalty" thingies, it would do 95 damage on a crit.

Originally posted by little jiggle | Trade.tf:

Originally posted by gibus:

Small gun for big man
Heavy primary
It's a tiny machine gun, and it shoots bullets in a spread. Like a shotgun, basically.
Fire rate as slow as a shotgun.
Doesn't have to reload tho

since it is a small gun, you should call it a minigun

damnit

Originally posted by little jiggle | Trade.tf:

Pyro Flamethrower

+100% flame resistance on wearer

is good

der u goh, eye fiksd et

MINIgun
Heavy primary
It's a tiny machine gun, and it shoots bullets in a spread. Like a shotgun, basically.
Fire rate as slow as a shotgun.
Doesn't have to reload tho

Originally posted by Kafhet Thrynity:

Originally posted by gibus:

Joke Weapon v2.0
Sniper SMG
+999999999% damage bonus against everything
+999999999999% clip size
-1000% firing speed
No random critical hits

Muuuuuuust noooot... *facepalm*

Shut up thryinity, it's balanced

Joke Weapon v2.0
Sniper SMG
+999999999% damage bonus against everything
+999999999999% clip size
-1000% firing speed
No random critical hits

too bad revengineer didn't get in
idk why i wanted it in so badly

damnit i was hoping revengineer would get in