it's the nutshack
level 5468353965285 pistol for scout
on shoot: play the nutshack theme
on miss: play a random nutshack edit

Originally posted by DFS SwiftBlur:

Scattergun without anything

primary weapon
No Level scattergun
Model: no model, nothing at all

• on hit: nothing
  
• on miss: nothing
  
• no firing sound
  
• +100% faster movement speed while carrying this weapon

Fixed.

A Light Switch
Scout bat
On hit: Points sun at enemy causing them to die from burned eyes
On Miss: Watch a jacksfilms video

Originally posted by All Dumplin' & No Chicken (Jig):

Originally posted by Ox-Oxygen | R.I.P. SiIvaGunner:

Honorary Fight (All-Class Melee)

NO HONOR!

fiksd your quoting

Originally posted by DFS SwiftBlur:

The Game.Parent

Level 15 "Script"
MODEL: Uses the Normal Bat.

• On hit (1 time and hidden): Nothing
  
• On hit (2 times and hidden): Disables animations on the striked enemy.
  
• On hit (3 times and hidden): Any player loses 5 hp.

fixed

"why?"
level why? pistol
+every hit does 9 million damage
+every time you hit a guy any sound clip that says "why?" is played
-yes that means you can get weird results
-0.1% clip size
-that 9 million is divided by 1 million

dog
level 400,000 pet for heavy
+instakill bcuz of brutality
+sanic fast
-25 hp

Originally posted by FF OmegaSpartan:

SENTRY BUSTER
Demo Melee
stats : On hit you die
+100000% damage bonus

fiksd

The "Shortstop's Replacement"
Looks like some sort of external magazine based shotgun. [gamebanana.com]

+/-Has shotgun sounds
+/-Scattergun spread
+Reloads its entire magazine at once.

Originally posted by DFS SwiftBlur (Northon12):

Originally posted by gibus:

It can actually still do damage at close range if you get a crit.

Fixed.

No, just -100% damage penalty is all you needed to do.