Oprindeligt skrevet af ShadowDream:

The Reverser, all-class melee
Model and base - stock
(+/-) Turns negative attrubites into positive, this applies to all weapons (e.g. Black box will hurt on hit but will have increased clip size)
(-) Hidden: reverses movement controls on wearer

Remove the hidden stat and make the model a backpack or something instead and we're cool

Melee for Heavy
Base: Fists
Model: The fists but ubercharged

( + ) +100% faster firing speed
( + ) +50% damage bonus
( + ) Pressing Reload activates Star Finger (Extends user's reach by 50% for 1 second). Takes 10 seconds to recharge
( - ) No Primary or Secondary
( - ) No random critical hits

Well since April Fools is closing in, I thought I'd revive this thread with a bunch of weapon ideas that could actually work.

Melee for Scout
Base: Conscious Objector
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=220827041&searchtext=

( + ) On Hit: Slows enemy down by 100% for 5 seconds (Plays the Half Life 2 "Stop that." voice line)
( + ) On Hit: Slows any nearby enemies down by 50% for 2.5 seconds
( - ) On Miss: Hit yourself. Dummy.

Melee for Sniper
Base: Kukri
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=97735319&searchtext=

( + ) On Hit: Your taunt speed increases by 1%. Stacks, up to 100%
( + ) On Kill: Your taunt speed increases by 10%. Stacks, up to 100%
( + ) On Death: Forces your killer to burst into joyous laughter
( - ) On Miss: Your taunt speed decreases by 10%. Stacks, up to -100%
( +/- ) On Equip: Visit Pyroland

Melee for Pyro
Base: Lollichop
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=322953175&searchtext=

( + ) On Kill: Causes the target to explode into a glorious and colourful death
( + ) On Kill: Gain a speed boost for 5 seconds
( - ) -50% damage penalty
( - ) On Hit: 50% chance to burst into joyous laughter

Secondary for Heavy
Base: Chargin' Targe(?)

( +/- ) Pressing Reload causes the user to gain a 90% damage resistance buff, critical hit resistance, knockback resistance and 60% slower movement speed. Cannot attack/rev up whilst in this mode. Pressing reload again releases the user from this mode. (This is notified by the user being covered in a material, but im not sure what material would fit so yeah)

So yeah, I don't really know what this idea is, but its a thing.

Melee for ? (dunno what class it would suit, i guess demo or heavy or solly or something?)
Base: Half Zatoichi

When active:
( +/- ) This Weapon has a large melee range and deploys and holsters slower
( + ) Overheal does not decay
( +/- ) Alt-Fire when overhealed: Start to lose the user's overheal, giving self a speed boost and 100% critical hits. Once overheal has fully decayed, this effect goes away. Cannot swap weapon whilst this effect is active.
( - ) Cannot be healed (Remember, WHEN ACTIVE)
( - ) No random critical hits

So I had this idea whilst I walked home, and I was thinking of Sniper at first, then I thought it didn't really suit the Sniper's gameplay, so I looked at the other classes. I then thought it could maybe be all class, but then I thought it would be OP on Scout. So uh, yeah.

Primary for Spy
Base: Revolver
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=269037564&searchtext=silence

( + ) If you have not taken damage in the past 20 seconds, this weapon is 100% accurate, deals 25% more damage and becomes a silent killer (Kills do not appear in the killfeed)
( + ) Extremely quiet firing noise
( +/- ) If you have taken damage in the past 20 seconds, this weapon is 15% less accurate, deals 25% less damage and gives the user a speed boost
( - ) Visible laser point (Just like a sniper rifle when aimed in, but permanant)
( - ) -66.66% clip size on wearer (2 bullets in the gun)
( - ) No random critical hits

Secondary for Engineer
Base: Pistol
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=873169494&searchtext=

( + ) On draw: Deal guaranteed Critical Hits for 2 seconds
( + ) +50% faster firing speed
( + ) +75% faster draw/holster speed
( + ) On kill within 2 seconds of drawing: Reset critical hit timer
( - ) If no kills are made within 2 seconds of drawing, you take 50 damage, which can kill if low on health. It also stops the user from gaining health from any source for 5 seconds (Still get ammo and metal from dispensers, but no health)
( - ) On draw: Cannot holster weapon for 2 seconds
( - ) No random critical hits

Secondary for Heavy
Base: Cosy Camper
Changes entire model to the Gabe Newell model
( + ) On Equip: Get given an interview of Gabe Newell, and gain maximun power ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpaNnX_9Q5s&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=ValveNewsNetwork )
( - ) No random critical hits

Primary/Secondary for All Classes
Base: Buff Banner
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=184539845&searchtext=fish

( + ) When Stood Still for 3 seconds: Start to conga in place, playing the Jellyfish Jam but bass boosted ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_4aKuxtia0 )
( +/- ) Anyone in the vicinity, friend or foe, starts to also dance in place and cannot move until the original user stops the jellyfish jam
( + ) Anyone who gets caught in the jellyfish jam becomes invunerable for the duration
( - ) Get killed by a short circuit blast from the skies upon finish (+100000% damage short circuit blast)

Primary for Heavy
Base: Deflector
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=88090156&searchtext=laser

( + ) Fires a large (Bullets shoot out in a square shape to make the beam bigger), 100% accurate beam (Tracer Rounds to make the laser effect) that disintigrates enemies on kill
( + ) +50% damage bonus
( + ) Requires no ammo
( + ) +100% faster firing speed
( - ) -100% slower movement speed
( - ) Cannot turn whilst firing (Automatically enables the strafing mode, you know, the one when you press Alt (default)?)
( - ) +50% slower spin time
( - ) Cannot pre-spin
( - ) No random critical hits

So yeah, this is a bad idea but hey, I wanted to make some kind of laser weapon that shoots a huge, powerful laser beam. The weakness to this weapon is spies and basically anyone behind you, as they can easily kill you, due to the fact that it takes significantly longer to spin back down. It is incredibly powerful, and really good for defending a corridor, but if a player comes from behind, theres no way to find out unless you hear it, and if you do, you wont have time to spin down so you can attack them.

Secondary for Engineer and Scout (since lore thinks a crit pistol for scout is a good idea ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
Base: The C.A.P.P.E.R
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=869079460&searchtext=

( + ) This weapon requires no ammo, but has a clip that requires reloading (12 bullets, there is infinite side ammo)
( +/- ) Holds a critical meter that fills with damage from this weapon. When fully filled (250 damage), right click to gain 100% critical hits for 5 seconds. Cannot switch weapon whilst in critical mode.
( + ) +25% faster firing speed
( - ) Constant firing adds +10% slower firing speed (95% slower firing speed when all bullets are fired). Instantly reset on reload.
( - ) +25% slower reload speed
( - ) No random critical hits