Morals and Eargasms

Once upon a time, a deathmatch server was visited by A New Guy and His sensual voice. He graced us with children's stories, something about Abraham Lincoln, and friendship. During His stay with us lowly mortals, He taught us all how to live better. Terrorists and Counter-Terrorists stopped the bloodshed and fighting to gather around our Lord to hear His teachings. Those present were elected as disciples to spread His lessons of morality and friendship to all they meet. Come now brothers and sisters and join us for story time.