Ive made hookworm the temporarily perminant player of the week and official PR rep of COxigen for her admirable performance saturday night when facing the adversity of tapeworms application of dangerously high levels of coxigen.

Often as walk down the streets administering the apropriate dosages of coxigen to those who need it i get stopped and asked questions. Questions like "But meek... what is coxigen?" "Why do i feel dizzy after inhaling coxigen" "Is it legal?" and my personal favorite "If coxigen were a celebrity who would it be?". Well today I will answer all these inquiries starting with the simplest. What is coxigen? Well coxigen is what you think it is, its formed by the chemical bonding between 7inches of raw man power and 2 oxygen molecules thus creating 7"2O. For those of you still confused coxigen is the other white meat.... its whats for dinner.. its your ultimate hangover cure.. but most importantly its the largest breakfast burrito youve ever had. As to why you feel dizzy after inhaling coxigen, well coxigen is not a power that was ment to be controlled by mankind its too much for us to handle and for safety reasons must be administered by a profesional, which is why we exist. Yes coxigen is legal but its also very dangerous our research is funded by George bush and overdosing will cause death by coxigen bomb. If coxigen were like a celebrity it would be Chuck Norris... yes its that powerfull infact were trying to get him to be our spokesman. I hope this has been informative to you all, thankyou and have a nice coxigen filled day.