There are worse places to apply ointment.

Open mind, insert gutter

We are now accepting callers for these beautiful pendant keychains.

The Reboot, every 3 years. Take your proton pills space cadets. How fortunate! This will simplify everything... Just remember: for every drop of bell that rings a flower opens a window.

Our beauty is only matched by our intellect. We have something more valuable than both: ignorance. There's more than one way to floss a cat.

Oh my god, Becky! Did you see the size of those blueprints? It's a case of the blind leading the bland. Sit back and enjoy Faraday's cage dance.

Ever get a blowjob from a midget in an ewok suit?

STRAIGHT TO THE MOON! - A memory of two morons
or 'Terror! at 20 000cm above sea level.' or 'Aguirre: The wrath of Rowdy Roddy Piper' or 'Molehills From Mountains: the blue-for-night story'

Who you calling pinhead?
wilin' out with Abdiel...
coincidence vortices? subterranean lifestory hijacker
chili peppers burned our gut

oh sweet mother of mine,
tis only for you i pine.
i'll try to get bail,
and i'll drive up to jail,
and i'll spring that sweet mother of mine!

roses, red.
violets, blue
rotten clams
and gallons of lube

binary death storm, cultish gray, noir upon sesame snaps, the thrill of sandpaper and the exciting excitement, the terrorizing terror, the whistling of thumbs on the tracks of spiral dilemma: opprobrium? incertitudes like musty pelts; the raw hot rind, where we all are, lounging. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! i only wanted to rub at your skin and to talk mechanics while you kiss my armpits.