Church of Jonathan the Little

~~~Holy Scriptures~~~

Holy Prayer to Jonathan the Little
Blessed be to the most high Crunkness,
For he layeth us down with some fine-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,
May his YEAHS forever ring out through the sanctuary,
And may we always turn down for what,
Crunken.

Jon's Low Sermon of the Mount
To thine window,
To thine wall,
Till thine persperation decendeth down thine genetalia,
All of thou ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will crawl,
Hallelujah skeet skeet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,
Hallelujah skeet skeet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.