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ABOUT The Church of Grahamology

The only church dedicated to the practice of Graham Crackers

Welcome to the Church of Grahamology, where we worship the supreme food known as graham crackers

The Graham Commandments
1. Graham Crackers are the best snacks ever, thou shalt have no other snacks before thee
2. Thou shall not consume s'mores, for they are unholy
3. Thou shalt not dismiss Graham Crackers in any way
4. Honor Sylvester Graham, and keep his birthday sacred and his death date mourned
5. Thou shalt no destroy Graham Crackers, if stale they shall be crushed into Graham powder
6. Graham powder is even more sacred than regular Graham Crackers and can only be held in the Grahamernacle or then hands of a trained professional
7. Thou shalt not steal thy neighbor's Graham Crackers
8. Love thy fellow Grahamologist
9. Thou shall not bear false witness against thy local grocery store who sells Graham crackers
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Graham Crackers

Failure to abide by the Graham Commandments will result in excommunication

Enim Graham et gloria!
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One Year!
22 January, 2014 - Tyrannosaurus Wex | 1 Comments

Brothers and Sisters, I am pleased to announce that today marks the one year anniversary of the Church of Grahamology's official establishment.

While we both lost and won our Crusade against the Bacon Church, I believe there is a new threat to our beliefs, formed by a renegade member of our congregation, which is rapidly growing.

I wish to you all success, and to another excellent year!

Enim Graham et Gloria![/u]

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CELEBRATE BROTHERS
5 July, 2013 - Tyrannosaurus Wex | 2 Comments

FOR TODAY IS THE 219th BIRTH OF GRAHAM

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Treetop 4 Jun, 2016 @ 5:45pm 
im baaaack!!!!!!
Tyrannosaurus Wex 31 May, 2015 @ 1:48pm 
The Greatness of the Graham negates the butter of the peanut. Feel free to do so
Cametron5000 31 May, 2015 @ 12:34pm 
Is it against our teachings to put peanut butter on our graham crackers? Because if it's wrong then lawd knows I don't wanna be right.
Tyrannosaurus Wex 7 May, 2014 @ 10:25pm 
I welcome the new members of our congregation!
CuddleBundles 7 May, 2014 @ 6:08am 
Of course God loves Crackers.


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