Would you die for Chairman Mao?

We are a group of Chinese pedophiles, who seek to showcase the talent and beauty of Chairman Mao Zedong's receding hairline which stretches all the way back to the times of slavery. The filthy Western world labels us as power hungry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but in reality we are power hungry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who love dim sims and dumplings.
If you can open da ibawl for da owp showt, den u are da welcum in our howme.

LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN MAO, LONG LIVE MADAME MAO, LONG LIVE WE!