We praise captain awesome

Rules:
1. The only god you will believe in is Captain awesome.
2. you must swear that this will stay as your religion forever.
3. Becoming an awesomer is hard so you must pray to the awesome lord before you go to sleep.
4. All the money goes to our lord Captain Awesome.
5. 10/10 would praise again.
6. You MUST enjoy him play bristleback.
7.Awsomible is the bible for our lord Captain Awesome.

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IMPORTANT MSSG

18 October, 2019 - Cᴀɴᴅʏᴍᴏᴏɴ | 0 Comments

ATTENTION GAMERS, CAPTAIN AWESOME HAS RANDOMLY DECIDED TO REMOVE ME THIS IS VERY WEIRD AND OUT OF CHARACTER OF HIM I AM CONCERNED

B-DAY

23 May, 2018 - Cᴀɴᴅʏᴍᴏᴏɴ | 0 Comments

Hello everyboy and sorry for the delayed message. Just wanted to let you know that our lord and savior's birthday was on May 17th but i was too busy praying to our lord that i forgot to post about him....
Now I'm just letting ya'll know that bday presents are still accepted for our lord and savior captain christ.
we need an event for this called captionmass