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Some people are African-Americans, some people are Asian-Americans... me🤔? I'm a Gamer-American! For too long we have been called the "nerds"😲, the "dweebs"🤨, and the "losers"🙄. But in my mind, we are the winners🤓. We have always been winning, but society rejects us and doesn't accept who we are🙅. While the Chads'🤾 are hitting on girls💁, us gamers are hitting the "WASD"⌨️keys at lighting⚡speeds. While the Stacy's are drinking their Iced Soy Lattes ☕from Starbucks, I'm drinking my Code Red⛽Mountain Dew GaymerFuel™😎. While Evan might be "killing it" on the dance floor🕺, I'm killing💀noobs ⬅️left and right➡️ with my no-scope🎯sniper shots on Call of Duty©. Brett might be able to block a 🏈football, but I have been blocking Red-Shells with Green🐢ones on Mario Kart since I WAS 5! Kaitlyn is probably banging 👉👌every frat dude she meets, but I am banging out WIN AFTER WIN on Fortnite😎. As my mentor Jordan H. Peterson once said, "Wash your penis🍆, kiddo." His advice really spoke to me... and I now wash🚿 it at least once a week 😊. We live in a society... a society of GAMERS. And it's time for us gamers to advance to the Next Level⬆️⏫ 🎮! We will use our skills and abilities that we developed📝and trained💪 throughout the years of Intense. Competitive. GAMING!!! If you don't like it... TOO BAD 😝. You used to dunk our heads into the toilet🤢🚽. But now we will dunk you into the afterlife 😧🔫💀🙏 #GamersRiseUp #BetterCodeRedthanDead #Bushdid4/11