It is our sole and solemn duty to simply be awesome.

We will also be hiring a taxidermist and mortologist so that all members may be preserved forever in wax, their vital organs removed. This is a mandatory measure.

The land on which we stand will not be sold or offered to any estate, nor will our numbers fluctuate any further.

And thus we have the final actions of the Canibal Regime. We drift into greatness.

I wish you all a monumentous life experience; remember, on the internet, you display only greatness. Only greatness. Awesomeness.

With nostalgic regards,
Premier Cole.