The Jester Bois

A collection of noobish pro-players in CS:GO. We play on (almost) a daily basis, and fun is our main goal, while we do not tolerate any kind of griefing or trolling when it is not appropiate.
Most of us are currently Silver, some Gold Nova, but we still play like unranked.

What are you guys?
Missionaries recruited by Lenin's spirit, to fight capitalism in CS:GO.

A-are you guys actually... russian?
Most of us aren't, but we are true russians in the heart and live for the cause.

Suka?
Blyat.

What's your motto?
Workers of the world, unite!
And Calm Down, obviously.

Any pro tips?
Da. Eat lots of horseradish, and listen to hardbass. Is good.

Last question, mate:
If you fight against capitalism, how have you have bought CS:GO?
♥♥♥♥ you, get ready for gulag!

Hax?
No. Power of Mother Russia.

Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!

[Chorus]
Slavsya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot!
Partiya Lenina — sila narodnaya
Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedyot!

Skvoz' grozy siyalo nam solntse svobody
I Lenin veliky nam put' ozaril
Na pravoye delo on podnyal narody
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!

[Chorus]
V pobede bessmertnykh idey kommunizma
My vidim gryadushcheye nashey strany
I krasnomu znameni slavnoy otchizny
My budem vsegda bezzavetno verny!

Good music for warm-up in CS:GO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtT62uw2LGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BulFwGSi8bc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8m2BYv02Nw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqE8M2ZnFL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU&t=168s
Appreciate, or gulag.


Capitalism
You live - or you die for the cause.

Glorious Anthem, Matushka Rossiya, Slava Leninu
Мы будем скучать по вам, папа ленин.[de.wikipedia.org]
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