ALL HAIL THE CACTUS!!

We are a religious cult group that practices Cactism, the worship of all cacti. We must bend to their every will and keep them happy. The cactus rules all.
A living sacrifice must be made to the cacti every once in a while.
The cactus will kill and feed on whoever touches it.
We must respect the cactus, for whoever disrespects it or tries to harm it in any way, they must be sacrificed.
We are friendly to pewdiepie and other youtube gamers. We must destroy the barrels, for they often endanger and obstruct pewdiepie.

We are cactus cultists!
We are The Cactus Cult!
ALL HAIL THE CACTUS!!!