Driving Cabs is our purpose.

The Cabspiracy is the conspiracy revolving around the large numbers of cabs present in even small towns
Due to the headquarters being too small to contain all the cabs at once
The theory is that the cab drivers are cloned by the spaghetti monster himself in China, where they produce cabs and airlift them over to the other countries (Hence planes)
Each time these cab drivers complete a full shift, they are known to mysteriously disappear (unless they are the very rare biological cab drivers) and are subsuquently replaced by a new clone
We are working to figure out the source of these cab clones and find the truth of this divine greatness