uber drivers and people who are not lesbians are obstacles sent by the devil!!! uber drivers are our biggest enemy, if we dont destroy them now they will get stronger!!!! raise ur arms comrades!! WE FIGHT FOR PRESIDENT MACRON!!

The Cabspiracy is the conspiracy revolving around the large numbers of cabs present in even small towns
Due to the headquarters being too small to contain all the cabs at once
The theory is that the cab drivers are cloned by the spaghetti monster himself in China, where they produce cabs and airlift them over to the other countries (Hence planes)
Each time these cab drivers complete a full shift, they are known to mysteriously disappear (unless they are the very rare biological cab drivers) and are subsuquently replaced by a new clone
We are working to figure out the source of these cab clones and find the truth of this divine greatness

We accept nobody other than ethnic Cab Drivers. Cab Driver isn't only a job, but it is a gender, a race, and a religion. We are a sect of Pastafarianism, and we worship the flying spaghetti monster.