People in this group have never had sex with a bulldog

I'm Sam Pound, I'm number one
Apologising for what I've done
Case you’re wondering what that was
I snuck into a bathroom and fisted my Cuz
I held her down and watched her struggle
Then played with her melons because I like to juggle
I’m not here to eat eats those truffles
I'm just here to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"