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Now Featuring: The Pain Train!

6 July, 2021 - Dire, Dire Docs | 0 Comments

Now as everyone knows, the Pain Train is literally just the Scout, but in wood-and-nail form. This is inarguable. If this is true, then that means that the Pain Train must be at least some percentage Bat, as the Scout is partially composed of Bat. Once again, this is inarguable.
So if it is true that the Pain Train is at least some percentage Bat, then why should be not allow it? We here at BONKBAT are accepting of all of those who share any amount of our blood; it is part of our creed.
So then, my brothers, today I decree that we are to allow the Pain Train to be equipped and used by any of our members, as the Pain Train is part of our extended royal family.

mmm sexy nail

Current List of BONKBAT-Approved Bat Scout Weapons

16 May, 2021 - Dire, Dire Docs | 3 Comments

There have been questions and concerns going on throughout the populace about whether or not the association allows certain non-stock-bat weapons.
Today, I am here to ease all of your minds, and present to you our fine foundation's current list of BONKBAT-Approved Bat Scout weapons.
This list is not concrete, and may be updated sometime in the future, but for now gentlemen, here's what the foundation has approved:

CURRENTLY-APPROVED BAT SCOUT WEAPONS

Primary
-The Shortstop (Only to be used for shoving)

Secondary
-Crit-a-Cola (Temporarily increases the damage of our fine bats)
-BONK! Atomic Punch (Allows us to infiltrate our enemys' front lines so that we can BONK them where they are most vulnerable)
-Mad Milk (Is nothing more than a fine refreshment, and is not a weapon. So, the Association has decided there is no reason to ban it.)

Melee
-The Stock Bat (Any true young BONKBAT Bat Scout's favorite weapon.)
-The Atomizer (Is a bat.)
-The Sandman (Is also a bat. Baseballs are allowed, as we are applying them to our foes with a bat.)
-The Batsaber (The Association would like to commend any BONKBAT members who have gone above and beyond to purchase their own Batsaber)

The Association staff would also like to announce that they applaud any member who wears or purchases a genuine Batman Arkham Cowl. One of the top-ranking staff members was quoted earlier as having said:
"Ha-ha funny bat"
Unfortunately, the Association has currently decided to ban the Cleaver among our ranks, as it is a weapon that is not a bat, but, the Association may be open to change its mind in the future.
Any questions about or suggestions for the list should be taken up with a member of BONKBAT staff. Have an excellent day, gentlemen, and remember:

BONK

EDIT: July 2021
Pain Train.