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New Boat Mormon of the Week: DigitalDew!

29 July, 2023 - SnailOnTurtle | 0 Comments

Ah yes, it's a digital age, and we need Boat Mormons capable of hacking into the mainframe. Those who denounce Venice, beware: All your Bitcoin are belong to us. Anyway, DigitalDew has 32 Boat Virgin waifus waiting for him in Boamo Heaven. May his ping be forever low.

I can't believe I've kept these up for 6 years now. Does anyone read these?

New Boat Mormon of the Week!: wildsky360

18 June, 2022 - SnailOnTurtle | 0 Comments

His exploits in the spread of Boat Mormonism extend greatly into the world of Adventure Quest, where I'm pretty sure a lot of new Boat Mormons reside. For his dutifulness, he's awarded BOMO of the week and somewhere around 2-3 more boat virgins in the afterlife. Uh...it says here something about a Wendy's coupon too, but I think I lost it.

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