Welcome Blu BoiZ

"It's better to get lost in the sauce than to get the sauce lost." - Blu BoY
"Better dead than red!" - some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ idk

1. You gotta be at least a solid 7/10
2. Unrelenting urge to be Blu and or a boy or both at the same time
3. Must have watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail at least 6 times
4. Must be as T H I C C as a bowl of oatmeal in terms of ass viscosity
5. Blu
6. BoiZ
7. Minimum GPA of 4.7
8. Undying love for Ultra Lord
9. Listen to Gucci Gang on 100% volume
10. Maybe it's Maybelline

We only accept the most elite applicants. Membership bonuses include being blu, tight blue leather pants, and a free ticket to the private bouncy house.