The beep clan story

The story of the beep clan goes far back, to a time long forgotten (2014) to a simpler time. Valve had still consistantly updated TF2, and there was no tiered cosmetics. The engineer had recently discovered the horrors of anime and had found himself quite fascinated with lolis. He built himself a machine to allow him to ♥♥♥♥ one. It had disasterous consequences. He had given birth to a 2D game console designed to be portable. The Beep Boy. As the boy grew older, he became a Beep Man, and started a family, isolated from the regular people.
He had been discriminated his entire life, for he was the spawn of "degenerate weeb". That man later had a son, though it unknown how he got laid. That son was me. Father Beep. And then I found that I had a long lost uncle. Uncle Beep then proceded to steal my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ original Secret Wars comics and shoved them up his ass. We don't talk to Uncle Beep anymore. I now have 3 sons out of nowhere, and am presently waiting for my father to die so that I may inherit (steal) the great golden gibus that is the family heirloom (I'm going to stab him for it). (From father beep perspective)
Don't trust father beep, he's a ♥♥♥♥ -best beep son