Please help brothers....

The ♥♥♥♥♥♥s have breached my home and have stolen my chicken and malt liqueur. Luckily my meatballs are safe because as we know, ♥♥♥♥♥♥s can't have nice things.

Pepe is a notorious baiter, he has no regard for shrimp life whatsoever. Every match he baits poor innocent little shrimps for no good reason. For his actions against the shrimps he has earned the name “The Fisherman”. Time after time my little shrimp eyes have witnessed The Fisherman bait my fellow brethren from the comfort of A ramp on Mirage. He orders his little shrimps to rush out onto site promising he will follow close behind, but to our surprise he has left his little shrimps to die. Please, help end senseless baiting by greasy bean bois.



#SHRIMP LIVES MATTER

As all of you might recall we had a great beckmang is a feg day last year, last year we had a great turn out and I expect the same this year. This day is very important to us a a clan/family because spreading awareness about his feggyness is our utmost priority. On this day he acts like the biggest feg ever and must be put down before he consumes the world with his feggyness. The date for beckman is a feg will be sent to you via a very important memo. Remember, if the smell of feg fills the air beckmang may be near, so hide your keys and run.

As all of you know dani can be quite useless when it comes to CS:GO, however, where her retardation shines the most is with her callouts. "He's B main", Dani yells into the mic, but to the sole surviving players amazement the enemy is actually on site. Thanks Danang, you da best.

I HOPE TO BRING THIS ISSUE TO ALL OF YOUR ATTENTIONS. BECKMANG IS A DIRTY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FEG AND CAN NOT BE TRUSTED.